The Bathroom Scare

I woke up at 12 midnight from my evening nap to get ready for work today.

And while I was doing my thing in the bathroom, this little bastard, a cockroach, was peeking from the cracks at the side of the bathroom door.

I was like… O_O

I’m scared of creepy crawlers, specifically ROACHES!

I didn’t know what to do! I just kept my eye on it, looking at it intently like a vulture eyeing its potential meal from afar.

What will I do if this little bastard flew over me or started crawling on the bathroom floor?!

I thought of 3 things that I will do worst comes worst:

1.       I will whack it with the dipper with all my might! *evil.laugh*

2.       I will squirt water to it using my breast pump.

3.       Or I bang the door so it will get a panic attack and hide!

In cases like this, I really need my ultimate cockroach killer – a bottle of Green Cross 70% alcohol.

While I was lost in my thoughts on how to kill it, the little bastard crawled out from the cracks, and just before I can do something…

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I just let out a shrill cry. I just shrieked!

That little bastard! Hopefully, I didn’t wake up my neighbours.

This may sound ridiculous, but we all have something to be scared of.

So what’s yours?